Fat Dude

General Info
Fat Dude is one of the main characters in Saturdays bar fight. He's Slurgenhiemer's Ex guard and Hero Dude's main ally. While he was Slurgenhiemer's guard, he died at the hands of Hero Dude and was sent to hell (Good fucking riddance). After that, he somehow ended up in Purgatory (Probably because he was breaking the fabric of hell under his shear weight). He states that he got to Purgatory via "Pedophile techniques".

Fat Dude was never born, and has only ever existed. He just randomly fucking appeared in the universe's center one day, and now we're stuck with him. He also, despite his human appearance, is a cosmic whale of unknown origin. Also, for some reason those cosmic whales don't have a gender, so we have no fucking clue if that thing is a guy or girl.

One of his seven wives was 'Karen, destroyer of worlds'. However, him and Bush Boi destroyed her and send her back to the shadow realm (thank god, now I can finally work at McDonald's without being harassed).

Powers
Fat Dudes shares similar powers and strength to Hero Dude, but is on par with Bush Boi. He has Ungodly Strength, Speed, and has Immortality. However, he does not possess a Super Saiyan transformation. Due to this, he's far weaker than Hero Dude.