Bins

The Bins are said to be the first species to be created. The first proper coalition of Bins was created by Slurgenheimer. They formed a society ruled by the Bins, until humans and their detractors came along. As many different and more powerful variations of humans came to be such as the 'Gay' and the Shapeshifting 'Cosmic Whale', bins fell down the food chain a bit but were still extremely powerful in their numbers.

The Prophecy of the Bins |
After the elders of the Bush-Maori Empire had a vision of the prophecy that would end in a battle of good and evil, they feared the worst for their kind. Many small groups of their race were sent across the universe, but they were almost completely wiped out by an unknown evil that would later take control of the bins.

The Great Rubbish Man Massacre |
Bins were getting used to the existence of other dangerous species, but one thing wasn't going to stand for them. Rubbish Men. Rubbish men all over the world were slaughtered by the bins, as revenge for the upsy-downsy torture they had to endure by the claws of rubbish trucks. This was a coordinated uprising led by Slurgenheimer on the 7th day of the 0017 century. Decoy bins were laid as traps all around streets leaving the rubbish trucks open for attack. The rubbish men working the trucks were killed as a result, and the world went into havoc. This was a successful uprising, and established Bins as a force to be reckoned with yet again.

The Hero Dude Era |
The appearance of Hero Dude and his hatred for the Bins was a turning point in the history of the Bins. Slurgenheimer was killed and sent to purgatory, and the Heroes unleashed a full out campaign to end the bins. Currently the Hero Dude Era is ongoing, but the Bin population is dwindling, and with their leader trapped in purgatory morale is low for the Bins.